Trouble Pick up lines

The best Trouble pick up lines

I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

And you sure look like trouble
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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I’ve been having trouble sleeping in my bed

Could I sleep in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoomerWithAHardR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.

And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beg1thot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Feel like I made this one up maybe?

Hey girl trouble comes in 3s but I only cum in tens. What’re you doing later?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsBrodie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Girl, are you my troubled peeing habits

Cause you keep me awake at night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmenapolean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Are you having trouble breathing?

Cause you got ass Ma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcpunster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Do you ever have trouble breathing?

Cause I’m trying to see that asth-ma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frickman69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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You see that's where the trouble began

Your eyes Your damn addictive eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dungeon_masteRupesh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmySeit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamesbun5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Is Gotham City in trouble?

...Because the Dark Knight is rising.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stuhbs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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