Uncle Pick up lines

The best Uncle pick up lines

My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 12
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Girl are you my uncle?

Cuz you're a pain in the ass
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hluuuuuup
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 16
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Are you anti-abortion? Because I'm Uncle Abortion.

How about I knock you up, and we get rid of the damn thing?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BlandQuirkyCzech
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 12
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Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Pappa_Porkchops
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 14
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Are you from the state of Alabama?

cause i wanna be your uncle real bad
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hapaughile
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 06
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Call Me Uncle Kracker

Cause Iā€™m gonna make you Smile.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/VengefulVendetta
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 30
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Are you anti-abortion?

Because I'm uncle abortion. How about I knock you up, and we get rid of the damn thing?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Born-Mind
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 30
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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thesaltysaltzz
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 09
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DamienJefron
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 06
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