Vagina Pick up lines

The best Vagina pick up lines

Is your vagina a frog?

Cuz it wants me to ribbit wide open
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Feb 08
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Are you a girl with a working vagina?

Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.
👤︎ u/bigspocal
📅︎ Jun 25
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I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina

Her: What? Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say
👤︎ u/biodomers
📅︎ Mar 09
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Hey, i recently lost my vagina, will you lend me yours?

(only works if you're a transgender)
👤︎ u/GodlikePiglet
📅︎ Mar 12
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
👤︎ u/ThrowawayAccount1720
📅︎ Oct 14
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Hey, say what's wrong with this phone?

There is no photo of your vagina here.
👤︎ u/JustAnotherOneFella
📅︎ Sep 05
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If this poker game was your vagina...

...I'd be all in.
👤︎ u/hyperthermia
📅︎ Nov 11
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Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.
👤︎ u/D34DM4N1989
📅︎ Jun 16
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