Wanna Pick up lines

The best Wanna pick up lines

I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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I wanna be a superhero

Should I be superman, batman or your man?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AswinxC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/revolutiontimeishere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1crazygrl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Wanna reenact the superbowl?

You could be the referee, I could be the Kansas City Chiefs, and you could totally fuck me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, you wanna play House?

You be the door, and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Much-Finance2568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Wanna know why I study math

To find the fastest way to your heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemonysnickerdoode
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iking_con
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Girl wanna be my randi?

The d there is silent uwu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garam_maggi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WellDoneClips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Hey boy, wanna be friends?

Cause Iβ€˜d love you to be my boyfriend <3
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sour-peppermints
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey, do you wanna go get some taco bell?

If not, I'm sure we can find another way to destroy your asshole.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orphanIncest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Wanna play the titanic?

You be the iceberg and ill go down on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madqubit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JbGamez04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Wanna make snow angles

You would make acute one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youstink2302
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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hey wanna play a game ?

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drose669
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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You look like my bed ! I just wanna climb inside everyday!

I’m sorry πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Him: No. That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Damn girl are you an appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Smooth Criminal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sickcontz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Are you a university degree?

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nowayjose12395
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Ay girl are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mchqyt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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You wanna be robin to my batman?

well i have a gun, so step in my van:)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GooseSufficient7768
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Are you an unfunny meme?

Cause i don't wanna share you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supergoku003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hefty_Orange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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They say the tongue is the strongest muscle.

Wanna wrestle?;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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ya know who i wanna be for halloween?

ur boyfriend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twotwinGlockss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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I wanna be a magician

You’re my magic. Can I do you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pluchan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey you, wanna time travel?

I'll take you back to before the fuckbois ruined it all.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CurrentTraditional12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vrajgautam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Wanna go on a ate with me?

Iβ€˜ll give you the D later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Hey girl wanna know the difference between you and abstract art?

Abstract actually has a reason to look bad, hot damn.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSpooker1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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