Want Pick up lines

The best Want pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
👤︎ u/hafiy2003
📅︎ Dec 29
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Do you want 12 inches of dick tonight

Because we could have sex 4 times tonight
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 11
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Roses are red i want you to remember

You are the reason why i lost no nut november
📅︎ Nov 17
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Why would i want to look at the stars,

When i can look into your eyes
👤︎ u/axnhvfmu
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl do you want to be happy?

My HapPENIS can help with that
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂
👤︎ u/Mr_Jess
📅︎ Nov 15
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I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?
📅︎ Dec 19
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
👤︎ u/EVANTHETOON
📅︎ Feb 18
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Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
👤︎ u/chuckle5611
📅︎ Jan 20
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I want to make you mine.😘⛏️💎

Hey hey baby 😘, you be looking 👀 so cute over there. I'd love to make you mine. ⛏️💎
📅︎ Jan 22
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If god didn’t want us to f*ck

He wouldn’t have made you so Holy.
👤︎ u/Besval10
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
📅︎ Sep 21
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I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 01
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
📅︎ Feb 04
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I want you to be minecraft...

but without the craft
👤︎ u/_ixjiji
📅︎ Dec 10
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I'm not sure if I want to take you out

ℹ False information has been detected
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you student debt...?

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.
👤︎ u/I_Am__Sam
📅︎ Feb 10
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I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

So you could blow me
👤︎ u/eddy2883
📅︎ Jan 03
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Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 14
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boy, is your hand a noose?

because i want it on my neck.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Feb 02
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Excuse me I want u to do me like skepta,

And call me papi chulo
📅︎ Dec 31
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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
📅︎ Feb 05
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I’m writing a book and I want to add you in it.

It’s my autobiography.
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 08
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I’m planning a heist and I want you in the crew.

I known you have experience you already stole my heart.
📅︎ Dec 14
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This Christmas I want to ask santa a gift

Can you tell me your name
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Dec 28
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are you the washer method because I want to be in your hole

idk AP calc
👤︎ u/thiccESFJ
📅︎ Dec 22
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Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off
📅︎ Nov 27
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Why would a 10 ever want a 7?

Well you see 10-7=3, and without you, that’s all I’d be
👤︎ u/fomicamore
📅︎ Dec 13
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i’m writing a book and I was wondering if you wanted to be in it?

it’s my autobiography.
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 08
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Dec 12
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey girl, wanted let you know that MY DICK is an acronym

It's stands for you
👤︎ u/anon_outlaw
📅︎ Dec 18
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I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ May 12
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Do you like Minecraft?

Because I want to make your bedrock
📅︎ Dec 11
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Damn bro are you a gun

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you Rick? Because I want to roll you.

Just joined to make this just now.
👤︎ u/Yurusera
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
👤︎ u/catied710
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

or fertilized
👤︎ u/TyrantTumid
📅︎ Oct 30
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Want to go too a party?

Okay reach up my leg and have a ball
📅︎ Nov 01
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I want to love you like a snowstorm

Give you 3-4 inches and give you a headache getting into work in the morning.
👤︎ u/kbetter1
📅︎ Oct 06
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Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.
👤︎ u/NS8821
📅︎ Nov 26
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Are you my package from Amazon?

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 27
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
👤︎ u/weedrabbit
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey girl are you a girl?

Cuz I want to girl girl g ril gIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL G I R L **GIRL GIRL** GIRL - G I R L - - G̶̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̦̫͈̫̜̯̠͎͉͎̳̗̖̹̭̣̼͕̣̤̯̦̰̫̮̖̗̳̺̠͕̜̙̼̭̯̭͖̼̫̹͍̺̼͔̟͔̻̯̻͍̱̤̫̹̪͈̗̩̭̰̞͕̲̠̼͉̙̪̳͚̪̬͙͎̳̮̻̺͚̼̟̫̻̫͉̪͙̹͉͙̱͕̱̭̭̼̗̩͕̲͇̠͈͔͚͎̩̗̳͓̩͇̹̞̳̙̞̜͖̰̙͎̳̭̜̦͇̦̲͚͖̞͚̦̳͉̦̟̰͔̺̩̞͖̜̞͉̩̱͎͔̘̳̗͔̲͓͚̫̝͗̂̍̐̊̄̆͋̎̄́̆́̂̋̈́̊͆͑̿̂͒̈́͒̊̊̌̃͗̾̇̈́̇̍͊͋͑͒͊͆̀͛͐̅̓̈̉̔̉͑̀̿̍́̑͐͒͒̽̾̓̽͒̈́͆̈̏̈́̌̐̾̍̾̒͑͋̑͂͌̍͆͆̐̈́̽̄͑̃̋͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̛̛̛͈̙̞̫̱̭̻̝͎̮͈͈̥̪̥̻̦̮̪̳̮̱̜̺̤̦̳̤̜̦̭͕͎̫̠̜̹̯̼̙̙̬̙̟̝̱̹̳͉̹̯̗̥̗̠͙͇͇͕͉̯͎̦̘̻̰̲̭̤̗̱̤̤͇͓̼̦͍̱̼̻͓̭͈͎̳̖̳̪͓͖͇̖͉̞̗̞͚͓̩͖̭͍̙̱̼͓̩̻̻̤͉͍͇̥̹̜̤͇̮̼̮͖̪͈̘͎͔͚̤͓̙̞̞̙͎̫̠̼͈̼̞̱͙̬͔̙͍̮̫͔̦͚͎̰͖͇̲͖̳̺̥͍͚̘͍̥͔̻͚̫̦͎͉̰̯͇̼̜̳̫͚͕̝̘̜̬̯̪̲̟͇͕̤́̈́̍̓̊͛̎̆́͑̾̃͋̐̀̋́̈́͐̈́̽̇̓̈́̾͑̎̔̽͗̄̂̊̐̃̅̀͑̓͆͌͋̋͐͂̒́̂̄̐̓̈́̇̈̓̌̍́̃̊̽̊͂̃̓̉̿̂̽̄̓̓̅̉̄̍̎̋̓͊̒̈́͒͋̒́̂̄͛͊̀̈́̀̃̈́̑̈̓̂͗̎̾̈́̔͆̍̄͗͗̓̀̑̇̊̓̓̒̓͒̐̀̒͐̒̈́́̑̎͋̅̽̍̀͆̈̽̀̆̃̑͑̾̇́̑̓̃͛̆̌͐́̋̋̋̒̉́́͐̂̃͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĮ̴̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̱̬̰̳̻̮͍̰̠̝͍͎͈͈̭̯͔̼̗̹̜̦̱̞͔̻̮͙̮͉̺̺̦̮̺̥̗̳͈̹̺̯̠͙͕̘̺͙̓̿͋̂̐̑͒̌̅̿͐̆̈̈́̑̏̾͑̑̓̍̊̈́̏̆̑̏͆͋̋̐̈́̈́̏̿̆͊͗̍̄͒̂̾̀̌̒͑̽̍̀̆̔͑̀̑͗̂̆͋͒̌̇͌̐͆̇̂̈̌̓͛͊̀̇̈́͐̒̌̂̍̎͛̾̎̔̃̉̉͊̋̔̓̔̐͌͂̑͂̌̀̅̓́̆͒́̂̽̂͒́͑̿́͌́̍͛̄͐͒́̈̂̊̒̌͒͛̒͆̈́̋͆͛̉̓͐̏̇̅̍̔͒̓̐̔̐̿̈͂̎̂̆̎̈́̑͗͂́̿̉̇̈́̉̒̓̈́̍̈́̌̾̿͋̈̐̈́̋̑̍̿̎̒͗͐̎̿̐̂͐̂̐̑̉͋̄͂̂̈̈́̽̏̈̏̈̓͂͂̉̈̾̇͌̓̋̾͆̒̇̊̋͒̔̑̎̔́̋͑͋͑̃̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̡̢̛̳͉̬͈͍͈͍̪̦̲̣̪̬̯͍̻̻̗̮̟̣̥̗͔̻̰͕͕̩͖̻̞̤͕̩̪̙͍͕̪͈̪̠̖̪̩̻̪̏̒̋͐͑̔̉̀̍̃̽͌̎͂͊̓͌̎̓̆̋͑͛̇̓͌͐̋̇̾́͊̾̑̍͘͝͝͝͝Ŗ̸̧̢̢̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̛͕̙̫͎̤̪̻̥͇̫̘̱̣̯̯̲̭̳̗̯̬͔̰̠̜̼̗̮͈͈͚̺̻̻͚̳̮͕͉̭̣̩̫͉̩͚̖̻̣͕̬̤̖̳̦̖̦̙͉̘̩̱̺̳͓̝̲̗̜̳͓̰͚̬̯͇̲̠͈̯̟̳̼̣̯͍̞͙̩͍͙͎̥̬̳̮͎͙͖͙̺̺̱̤͙̹̥̳̠̝̠̯͈͉̹̲͓̣͚̻̫̮̱̯̹͎̱̘̗̺̻̣̼̙̮͉͍̺̣̪̖͓̬̳̥̩̟̻͓̘̤͎̰͔͙̥̦̠̻̬̞̜͖̞̝͕̳̪̺͍̰͓͈͔̘̭͙͓͉̱̣̟̙̬̠͉̺̖̱̜͇̳͍̬̬̰͎͚̺̮̟̥͙͓̙̤͍͚̣̣̥̠̼̘͚̹̉́̀͊̇̌͛̔̔͌̋͐͗̾́̍̀̀̓̓͛͗̏̊̀̄̾̃̚̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͕̤̦͖̹̘̠͎͇͈̤̟̩̹̩͓͕͈̭̩̲̼͓̼̺͈͚̰̖̲̪͚͖̂̐̆̈́̃͋̓̾͌͌́͆̾̆͊̾̈́̉͐̃̀̍̆̀̊̍̈́͋͌͌͊̑͂̍̎̎̔̋̍̋̃͊͆͑̆́̅͑̄̄͊͊͐̏̓̉͛̒͆̉̆̈́̋̎̐̂́̉̄̂͑̌̀͛̈̅͊̒̒͑̒̉͌͛̄́̓̍̀̀̎͋̽̇̇͊̽͂̽̀̔́̓̈́̿̓̂͛͑̂̊̒͌͆̋̓̀̈́̅̅̄́͗̔̀͛͆͊͒͛́̉̈́͊͂͂̋̀̍̄̌͑́̈͐̈́̒͂̏̆̋̈́̈́͐̈́́͌̈́͌̔̈́͐́̃̄̋̾̓̉́͗͂́̈͒̓̈̒̈̆͐̐̆̊̊͛̈̐͗̒̽͆͗̉̀̌͊̾͗̈́̉̃̾͋̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠Ļ̷̨̡̡̛͙̲̹̬͈͎̜̠̞̰̝̦̦͚̻̯̜̺̼͕̖̙̪͓̱͇͍̜̲̺̩̲̘͇͍̻̠͔̦͉͓͚̥͖͙̪̫̱̺͎̯̙̰̬̻̪̖͙͔̝̺͕͚̟͖̦̘̪̝̘͆͑͛͌̾́͂̈́͋̈́̊̐̓͑̋͒͑͊͊͑̌̓̓́͊̒̒̐̏̎̂̿̽̉̋̂̀̋͐̆̈̇̉͊̽͋̄̄͂̓̌͗͗͛̈́̇̈́̒̒̌́̿̀̆̾̆̋̔̃͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅ - -
👤︎ u/_MataS1D_
📅︎ Jan 08
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
📅︎ Aug 04
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
👤︎ u/JehonX
📅︎ Nov 17
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Is your vagina a frog?

Cuz it wants me to ribbit wide open
📅︎ Feb 08
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I’d say I really want to have sex with you...

But then I’d be telling the truth
📅︎ Oct 18
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I ain’t no cashier but...

You got at least two things I want to check out.
👤︎ u/MemePhish
📅︎ Feb 09
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Hey girl, are u a pistol?

Cuz I want u by my side ;)
👤︎ u/H4LFN3LS0N
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey girl are you lightning?

Because I want you to be McQueen Kachow
📅︎ Jan 25
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Want to reenact the titanic?

You be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you for hours ;)
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.
👤︎ u/Tea-and-Zoe
📅︎ Feb 16
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You be hitler , I'll be a Jew

Cuz babe i want to die for you
👤︎ u/dawnsins
📅︎ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you a dick?

Because I want you in my mouth😏
📅︎ Jan 12
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