Wear Pick up lines

The best Wear pick up lines

Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 30
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
👤︎ u/freezybot
📅︎ Dec 24
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You should wear a mask

Your smile is contagious
👤︎ u/naiksunny2
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey girl, did you forget to wear sunscreen?

Cus you are a-peelin’
👤︎ u/findMeOnGoogle
📅︎ Oct 27
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Here you need to wear a mask...

cuz that smile is way too contagious 🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Oct 10
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I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak

but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
👤︎ u/Mundane_Handle6158
📅︎ Oct 03
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Are you wearing a spacesuit?

Because that ass is out of the world!
👤︎ u/coolboyjalaj
📅︎ Sep 01
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Do you know what I'm wearing right now?

That smile you just gave me
👤︎ u/diogo_caetanoo
📅︎ Jun 17
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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me😉😁
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 21
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I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright!
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 14
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Thank God I'm wearing gloves right now

Cause you are too hot to handle!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jun 24
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Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)
👤︎ u/dannydon03
📅︎ Sep 24
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Even though I wear my heart on my sleeve

I'd still give you my hoodie
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 30
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“hey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussy”

drops mic
👤︎ u/emmacaulfield01
📅︎ May 09
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Are you wearing black air forces?

Cause you just stole my heart
👤︎ u/Dcr98
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 17
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My interests? I'm in sports and fashion.

And want to wear you like a hockey mask.
👤︎ u/astakask
📅︎ Dec 03
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
👤︎ u/Bugbee22
📅︎ Mar 08
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Is your boyfriend wearing camouflage?

Because I can’t see you and him staying together. And when you break up I’ll make sure you can see the real me.
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you wearing Minecraft armour?

Because you’re a diamond
👤︎ u/j03kys
📅︎ Nov 05
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Want to know what I'm wearing?

The smile you gave me.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 11
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My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.
👤︎ u/parquinnien
📅︎ Aug 23
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I can't find my mask anywhere!

Can i wear you on my face instead?
👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Sep 10
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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing I’ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.
👤︎ u/u-Wot-Brother
📅︎ Oct 14
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Thank god I'm wearing gloves because...

you are too hot to handle.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 28
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.
👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you wearing Sketchers?

Cause I want you to light up my night.
👤︎ u/CallsignDurango
📅︎ Oct 04
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Thought this one up last night

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs
👤︎ u/sourbrownpoop
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey are you a face mask

Cause Id wear you until I couldn’t breathe anymore
👤︎ u/pitbulls-cousin
📅︎ Mar 26
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Is your booty a mask?

Because I want to wear it
👤︎ u/aditya_jain1907
📅︎ Mar 15
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Ask three questions - brainstorming

Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses? For example Q1 - leather or plastic? Q2 - raccoon or pug ? Q3 - tacos or tofurkey? So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?
👤︎ u/Wahwahwee10
📅︎ Feb 14
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My that's a shiny belt you're wearing

because I can totally see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/lolalodge
📅︎ Apr 10
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Are you wearing Flappy Bird pants?

Cause I wanna tap that ass. ...until I get bored and sell it on eBay for thousands of dollars.
👤︎ u/Kayarjee
📅︎ Feb 13
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"The answer: Nothing."

"What is 'what we will be wearing tonight'?"
👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Dec 27
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"Are you wearing underwear?"

"Oh well then my watch (or phone) is fifteen minutes fast."
👤︎ u/levi_spinny
📅︎ Jun 30
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This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her: 'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear' she: 'But I am' you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'
👤︎ u/denstreef
📅︎ Aug 27
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