All Pick up lines

The best All pick up lines

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Out of all the curves in your body

i liked your smile the most
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ReGuLaRPiKaChU
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HistorysWitness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

didnt work but it sounds cool
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigBoiBrandonn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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Did you know that in a vacuum all things fall at the same rate?

Well you took my breath away and Iโ€™m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sasqachMike
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Of all the beautiful curves on your body,

*Your smile is my favorite.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl, are you student debt...?

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_Am__Sam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Google maps has been telling me Iโ€™ve been going the right way all my life

but that canโ€™t be true because it never led me to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Armando_Munoz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sherlockgantan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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I put the std in stud

All I need is you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zuhagelnve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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I love you with all my circle, not my heart.

Because hearts break, but a circle goes on forever.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( โœงโ‰– อœส–โ‰–)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/waah_modiji_wah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Two truths and a lie:

1. Youโ€™re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. Iโ€™m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each otherโ€™s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isnโ€™t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Out of all the curves..

in the body your smile is my favorite one XD
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bluetimertrf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/subtleshooter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Hey girl are you a Thot?

Because you're all I think about
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/samthiah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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You know thereโ€™s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, youโ€™re still the biggest gem
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ketchup-on-spaghetti
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SaltyFishGo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

cause all I wanna do is get in a tub with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/is16c
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

โ€ขDo u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future โ€ขAre you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS โ€ขAre you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/50centscumjar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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I wish you were my teeth

so i could grind you all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suktupbutterkup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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I think you've given me tinnitus

Because your voice rings in my head all day!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/camus179
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿด I've got all these forks and knives,

All I need is a little spoon.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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Iโ€™m jealous of your mask

Bc It gets to set on your face all
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professional-Tone665
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Roses are red violets are blue

all I want in life is to cuddle up next to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Antan23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mitty305
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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You must be exhausted,

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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The size of the ship doesnโ€™t matter. Itโ€™s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know itโ€™s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/esairoman00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jaketopaz143
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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You know how we are all made from stars?

So that makes me a star correct? Well then you know certain stars explode right ? So theoretically, could I explode in you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/isuck_at_fortnite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Roses are Red , Just pretty as You

All I want to have, lying next to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DSpark11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Iโ€™m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Yโ€™all do be looking stellar ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/adoormindrat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Davethebrave430
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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It sucks all the good pickup lines are taken,

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpookyRecoil
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Windexifier
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ixaruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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If you were my mine , I would love to do everything with you all day

"Everything with" is silent
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/simo-baka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Are you a bowl of aรงaรญ (or any food yโ€™all havenโ€™t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Disabled_Doggo27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Girl are you a tuned car?

Cos' you got me wowing all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/not_alyelloy10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Are you a video game?

Because I want to play all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoofyRobot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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Iโ€™m sincerely amazed at how you people donโ€™t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass โ€œniceโ€ comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but itโ€™s true
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NYRion7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thedopeindian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

And Nah i aint mean it like that
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Babatunde__Olatunji
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead? or yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Narnar3tron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vaibhvkumar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Out of all the chicks around the world

you're the only one who's do-able
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ashutthefuckup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Are your thighs made out of ropeโ€ฆ

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Girl are you a Regex?

Solution to all my problems, but also the problem to the solution.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Do you ever think that all of this is just a fantasy, something created from our mind?

Beacause if this hypothesis is correct you're the best thing my fucking mind ever created
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stunning-Location-27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Hello there, are you Nestle?

Because you took away my all my water.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AdviceWhoNeedsIt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?

Youโ€™re breathtaking ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NippinRoger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜

Kiss me if Iโ€™m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/starboyval
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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out of all your curves

your smile's my favorite
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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