Location Pick up lines

The best Location pick up lines

Are you a sea location device

Cuz you're bouy-tiful
📅︎ Apr 20
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Tell me your location,

because I like to come to you.
📅︎ May 12
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Searched for moon's address

Girl it sent your location.
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📅︎ Oct 09
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Any theme park related pickup lines?

Taking my girl to a theme park (universal) and want to throw pickup lines at her all day just to make her laugh. Anyone have any that would be location related?
📅︎ Mar 06
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
📅︎ Jul 22
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