Yeah Pick up lines

The best Yeah pick up lines

Yeah, I'm like Moutain Dew

Cuz I'll tickle your innards. 😉
👤︎ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
📅︎ Nov 25
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Yeah I tried to be very polite on the first date so I don’t blow it but

You can blow it on the first day if you want to
👤︎ u/Intelligent-moron
📅︎ Oct 19
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Yeah, i get it, being a girl really sucks

but being my girl surely won't ;)
👤︎ u/ashutthefuckup
📅︎ Sep 13
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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop 😉
👤︎ u/DrSpiffman
📅︎ Aug 20
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Her: “Yeah, I think I’m gonna go”

You: “If you’re gonna go, at least go wild with me”
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ May 28
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
👤︎ u/Prephem
📅︎ Feb 13
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Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.
👤︎ u/BlankLonely_Ness
📅︎ Oct 18
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*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it
👤︎ u/f-o-o-t-lettuce
📅︎ Sep 19
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“I’m bored. I have nothing to do”

Pick up lines come off best when you have good build ups. When she/he says something like this, build up for your climax like: “Yeah, since you are done with work why don’t you work on some hobbies” “...” after she/he says anything “You know you’re also always welcome to do me”
👤︎ u/ecolocomoco
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey girl, are you a slime?

Cause you make my piston sticky 😏 MINECRAFT PICKUP LIKE YEAH
👤︎ u/justleavemebeaight
📅︎ Oct 26
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You- “ Hey I’ve got a problem can you help me out?” Her- “ Yeah sure what is it?” You- “ it’s algebra, X + U = 25 I think X is 15 cause U r a ten!”

First post please no toxicity
👤︎ u/YaBoyHotDog
📅︎ Jun 20
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Hey, are you a diamond pic?

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian 😏 MINECRAFT PICK UP LINE YEAH
👤︎ u/justleavemebeaight
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl, do you like to recycle?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.
👤︎ u/Jobe612
📅︎ Sep 19
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Damn girl are you a bleach? Because I want to drink your juices

Yeah Im suicidal
👤︎ u/CappyGG
📅︎ Sep 14
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If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..

Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 21
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Wait, am I missing something?

Oh yeah, that's right, your number
👤︎ u/Ka1xes
📅︎ Aug 09
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I’m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasn’t as simple as just a few sentences. “Hey there! I’m Dave.” ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: “Yeah, thanks but no thanks.” Me: “Why not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, I’m fat, but so?” Her: “You said it, not me.” Me: “Ah, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet you’d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?” Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
👤︎ u/damronhimself
📅︎ Aug 25
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
👤︎ u/guilty1469
📅︎ Jul 28
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Do you like sleeping?

Her: yeah You: Me too! We should try it together sometime.
👤︎ u/RagequitRyan
📅︎ Jun 16
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Are you Pucci? Because you look like you’re Made In Heaven

Yeah so ummm... JoJo pickup lines
👤︎ u/Dr-Stuart
📅︎ Jun 09
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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel. Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.
👤︎ u/MrEvan312
📅︎ Aug 07
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
👤︎ u/Vegas_Vanna
📅︎ May 09
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You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.
👤︎ u/Half-PunchMan
📅︎ Mar 31
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You: Damn you look tired today

Her: Yeah but how did you notice? You: Orbiting around earth must be hard
👤︎ u/134-ht
📅︎ Jan 19
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*My friend reading my shirt*: I'm just here for the food

Me: Yeah and right now you look like a snack
👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Jan 28
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Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

"Yeah" "How about tomorrow night?"
👤︎ u/KeepCalmJeepOn
📅︎ Jun 08
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Hey, are you my crush?

...actually yeah, you are. Never mind!
👤︎ u/sketchb02
📅︎ Sep 26
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Her: Can I take you anywhere?

Him: Yeah to your bedroom
👤︎ u/J-R-Hudson
📅︎ Dec 25
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You know that some letters are beautiful?

Yeah, U R.
👤︎ u/Agent_J01
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey, can you hold something for me?

Her: yeah, what? Me: My hand.
👤︎ u/Applebees-fangirl
📅︎ Apr 12
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You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams
👤︎ u/GreenGRAVITY13
📅︎ Apr 02
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You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?

"Yeah why?" "Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?" "Idk why? " "To get you off, what's up I'm OP."
👤︎ u/Phantomninja83
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey girl do you like gentleman?

Yeah? You will like me, my dicks so polite it stands up so women can sit down
👤︎ u/lilxamuel
📅︎ May 19
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Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards
👤︎ u/simplyktp
📅︎ Sep 17
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For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn Them: Yeah you can correct me. You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Dec 11
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