Red Pick up lines

The best Red pick up lines

Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Feb 05
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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 01
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Roses are red, whales are grey

Come to my room, we'll bang ok?
👤︎ u/springheeledjack69
📅︎ Dec 24
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Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Today's my cake day we should make it a date
👤︎ u/mctoast2
📅︎ Dec 18
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 11
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 15
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Roses are red i want you to remember

You are the reason why i lost no nut november
👤︎ u/pepepoopoo69420
📅︎ Nov 17
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Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 15
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Roses are red, Valentine is shit

Only thing makes me happy, Is smiling face of you
👤︎ u/ToxicKnifeEdge
📅︎ Feb 14
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Roses are red violets are blue

all I want in life is to cuddle up next to you
👤︎ u/Antan23
📅︎ Feb 07
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Roses are red violets are blue

Would you like to join my dnd group? We only have two
👤︎ u/fallout_dweller24
📅︎ Feb 08
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Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine? Cause I want you.
👤︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
📅︎ Feb 13
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Come lay on my bed, so I can fuck you
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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Roses are Red , Just pretty as You

All I want to have, lying next to you
👤︎ u/DSpark11
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey drink some Red Bull

An Angel like you need some wings
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Jan 02
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Y’all do be looking stellar ;)
👤︎ u/adoormindrat
📅︎ Jan 14
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Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

When I think of you, I play with my weiner
👤︎ u/jayraj77
📅︎ Jan 11
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line But still would you like to go out sometime.
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Dec 16
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
👤︎ u/freezybot
📅︎ Dec 24
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 12
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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Roses are red but I'm not sure

Without you 60 minutes feel like an hour
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Dec 19
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roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and ill be the nine

this didnt work for me but you can try your luck
👤︎ u/Smellypuppydaboss
📅︎ Jan 20
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Roses are red, violets are blue

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch Avenue
👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Jan 21
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Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch
👤︎ u/holyanis2
📅︎ Oct 01
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Roses are red, 60 seconds is a minute

If I had a white van, I’d want you in it
👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Dec 25
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Roses are red, 2020 is a bitch

I'll be your broomstick, if you be the witch.
👤︎ u/sid_bb
📅︎ Nov 10
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 30
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Roses are red, violets are fine

You be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
👤︎ u/pervertpedo
📅︎ Dec 07
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Roses are red you look so fine

What don't you be the six and I'll be the nine?
👤︎ u/fallout_dweller24
📅︎ Jan 06
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Rose's are red Voilets are blue

Rose's are red Voilets are Blue The most beautiful girl i ever seen is You.
👤︎ u/DeshbandhuRoy
📅︎ Jan 06
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Roses are red, poetry really isn’t my strength

But I’d argue that love is, as mine for you has no length
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 05
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Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
👤︎ u/helloiamaudrey
📅︎ Jan 01
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Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue,

If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Nov 29
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Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple
👤︎ u/Rocky7886
📅︎ Dec 20
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Violets are blue, roses are red

I'm laying in my bed, would you mind giving me a head?
👤︎ u/hmmmm_m
📅︎ Dec 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 18
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I have a gun. Get in the van.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
👤︎ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
📅︎ Dec 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
👤︎ u/blazedragon578
📅︎ Dec 29
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roses are red violets are fine

you be the six I’ll be the nine x
👤︎ u/yourmum88888888
📅︎ Dec 27
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Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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Roses are red, violets are fine

You be the 6, I’ll be the 9
👤︎ u/pew-die-pie2
📅︎ Dec 13
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Roses are red, I like to sniff paint

Girl could I please get a bite of that taint
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 20
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Roses are red , violets are blue ...

I have five fingers , but tonight you’ll get two
👤︎ u/zaid_ata
📅︎ Dec 24
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Roses are red, Violets r fine

You're so damn beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
👤︎ u/ThinnerLocket325
📅︎ Dec 15
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Roses are red, you run circles in my head like curls

Call it Keith Murray because you’re the “Most Beautifullest Thing In This World”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 26
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Roses are red, violets are fine…

I'll be the 6 cause you are a 9
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 05
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Roses are red, you're so great...

Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date - Day 219
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 16
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, let me fuck you
👤︎ u/rricosuave
📅︎ Jul 26
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Roses are red, you are who I select

And when I look at you, my penile member gets increasingly erect
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 19
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Roses are red, violets are fine

you”ll be the 6, I’ll be the 9
👤︎ u/Jim-95
📅︎ Dec 18
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Roses are red, you are so great

Ah just fuck it and lemme take you on a date!
👤︎ u/Alexander_Lovegood
📅︎ Nov 20
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Roses are red, reddit is not red

Would like to do phone number trade!!
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Jan 09
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Roses are red, violets are fine.

You be the six and ill be the nine
👤︎ u/LeoTheLegend04
📅︎ Nov 02
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roses are red violets are blue

if you were a train i always ride you
👤︎ u/wolfsavioryt
📅︎ Dec 16
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Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you

It worked for me so hopefully it works for you
👤︎ u/WildMatthew98
📅︎ Nov 02
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Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.
👤︎ u/beancrumb
📅︎ Jun 11
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Roses are red, you are a cutie

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty
👤︎ u/sid_bb
📅︎ May 09
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Hey baby, is your name Texas Red?

Cause I got a big iron near my hip.
👤︎ u/Spickee
📅︎ Dec 11
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Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.
👤︎ u/JustExisting09
📅︎ Nov 04
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Roses are red, your beauty is no question

There’s nobody equal to you, like mathematical expressions.
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 05
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I stayed up all night, thinking about you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 15
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Roses are red, blue are the skies above

Girl, it’s right there in the spelling; I don’t see an n/end in “our love.”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 05
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Roses are red, life is a drag

I wanna steal you in a bag and make you gag
👤︎ u/babadook4535
📅︎ Nov 22
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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

Poetry's hard but so am I
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 19
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Roses are red, violets are blue.....

Is it time for you too be my boo?
👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Nov 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?
👤︎ u/kish_sharma
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, my left leg is blue

And that's because I just fell for you
👤︎ u/diogo_caetanoo
📅︎ Nov 14
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Rose's are red I have a gun

If you don't say yes you better run
👤︎ u/Alfielizard
📅︎ Nov 18
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Stick with me like hot hot glue
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Nov 03
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Roses are Red and it’s stem is Thorny.

When I’m around you, you make me really horny.
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 10
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
👤︎ u/psychedelic_joe11
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wanna come back to my place? There's room in my bed for two
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 15
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