The 70 Best Your Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

boy, is your hand a noose?

because i want it on my neck.

👍︎ 918

👤︎ u/bueduelord

📅︎ Feb 02

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Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5

👍︎ 1248

👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher

📅︎ Jan 23

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Out of all the curves in your body

i liked your smile the most

👍︎ 143

👤︎ u/ReGuLaRPiKaChU

📅︎ Feb 06

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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

👍︎ 273

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Feb 01

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Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Today's my cake day we should make it a date

👍︎ 1245

👤︎ u/mctoast2

📅︎ Dec 18

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Your lips look so lonely

Would they like to meet mine?

👍︎ 46

👤︎ u/infinity540

📅︎ Feb 08

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I would suck your dads dick

Just to get a taste of what you’re made of

👍︎ 34

👤︎ u/tinos4

📅︎ Jan 27

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Hey girl, is your name su!c!de?

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/deficientsun

📅︎ Feb 17

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I’m jealous of your heart...

Because It’s pumping inside of you and I’m not.

👍︎ 1335

👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006

📅︎ Nov 28

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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

👍︎ 1438

👤︎ u/EVANTHETOON

📅︎ Feb 18

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Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

👍︎ 1797

👤︎ u/JehonX

📅︎ Nov 17

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Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

Together it will be Nice!

👍︎ 1327

👤︎ u/thisandthat1997

📅︎ Nov 13

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized

👍︎ 40

👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27

📅︎ Feb 17

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Is your vagina a frog?

Cuz it wants me to ribbit wide open

👍︎ 43

👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy

📅︎ Feb 08

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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed

👍︎ 1405

👤︎ u/user_702

📅︎ Nov 09

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I'm jealous of your heart

Cuase it's pounding inside of you and I'm not

👍︎ 37

👤︎ u/final_victory

📅︎ Feb 15

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I lost my vibratory... can I use your tongue instead

I lost my vibrator can I use your tongue instead

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/Deadmeme__420

📅︎ Feb 06

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Is that a ladder in your tights

Or a stairway to heaven?

👍︎ 1075

👤︎ u/knigf

📅︎ Dec 01

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I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

The first is hug and the rest is 69

👍︎ 45

👤︎ u/thaijahn

📅︎ Feb 03

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Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

👍︎ 1131

👤︎ u/thebcruz

📅︎ Dec 15

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Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Because dam.

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/INRihab__

📅︎ Feb 12

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Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back

👍︎ 62

👤︎ u/undefinedlegacy12

📅︎ Jan 23

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Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/Acripplednan69

📅︎ Feb 14

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If your body is a temple

Then let me be Indiana Jones and raid you

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/CapBoyAce

📅︎ Feb 20

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I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6

📅︎ Feb 18

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If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?

👍︎ 81

👤︎ u/T_eefus

📅︎ Jan 01

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Hope you brought your diamond pixaxe

Because im harder than obsidian

👍︎ 43

👤︎ u/Guuglush

📅︎ Jan 22

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I’m jealous of your mask

Bc It gets to set on your face all

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/Professional-Tone665

📅︎ Feb 18

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what did you say your name was?

i want to make sure I'm screaming and moaning the right name

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27

📅︎ Feb 17

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Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/Pradeep24_07_1999

📅︎ Feb 19

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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

👍︎ 2188

👤︎ u/_joshi_

📅︎ Nov 15

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If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.

👍︎ 1268

👤︎ u/themightyturkey

📅︎ Nov 19

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Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor

📅︎ Feb 05

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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6

📅︎ Feb 08

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I heard your name is Eve

And if you want I can be your Adam Disclaimer: only works on women named Eve

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Appropriate_Buy8649

📅︎ Feb 10

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Your Dad must be a baker

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/VergilArcanis

📅︎ Feb 07

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On my way into your dms

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/abhi-_-123

📅︎ Feb 14

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Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/oobiesb

📅︎ Feb 04

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Is your name Experience?

Because I’d like to get my hands on you.

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/Only-Jargon

📅︎ Feb 05

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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

👍︎ 55

👤︎ u/itratjameel

📅︎ Jan 06

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I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing

👍︎ 23

👤︎ u/walkc01

📅︎ Jan 08

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Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/Palpatine-66

📅︎ Jan 21

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Something to use on your ex

I have an exam tomorrow, any cheating tips

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/not_alyelloy10

📅︎ Feb 01

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Is your middle name "S"?

Wow, that's super convenient. My middle name is HTTP. Without you, I'm insecure.

👍︎ 1585

👤︎ u/daniel101x

📅︎ Oct 09

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Is your dad in prison?

Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

👍︎ 24

👤︎ u/THE_RECRU1T

📅︎ Dec 28

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Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you (Only soccer fans would get the joke)

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/leoseezn

📅︎ Jan 03

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Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/old_school-kid

📅︎ Jan 17

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Damn girl I love your smile!!

Cuz my favourite colour is yellow

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/LazyGodHere

📅︎ Jan 24

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Girl, is your name Gillette?

.......... Because you're the best a man can get.

👍︎ 67

👤︎ u/bsnshdbsb

📅︎ Jan 17

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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?

👍︎ 1356

👤︎ u/MockJoke

📅︎ Jan 31

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Of all the beautiful curves on your body,

*Your smile is my favorite.*

👍︎ 104

👤︎ u/anonymous0876

📅︎ Jan 02

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what is your favorite food ?

I'll make it easier for u excluding me

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/simo-baka

📅︎ Jan 22

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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/PointedPaladin

📅︎ Jan 07

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Your face reminds me of a wrench

Every time I think of it my nut tightens up

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/Mario1504

📅︎ Jan 24

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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

👍︎ 149

👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Dec 28

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Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

👍︎ 83

👤︎ u/Sacarkaji

📅︎ Dec 09

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Can i be your matress?

Because i want you on top of me.

👍︎ 21

👤︎ u/MarsupialDifficult72

📅︎ Jan 02

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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/Cloud_Beast

📅︎ Jan 27

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Looks at her profile picture Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Because I can see myself in your pants.

👍︎ 0

👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568

📅︎ Feb 13

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Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.

👍︎ 242

👤︎ u/knigf

📅︎ Dec 01

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Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/Mario1504

📅︎ Jan 24

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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws

👍︎ 1221

👤︎ u/sherlockgantan

📅︎ Jan 30

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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

👍︎ 61

👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar

📅︎ Dec 09

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Whats your favorite game?

Mines following you without you knowing

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/allisongibson

📅︎ Jan 16

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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jan 21

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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams

👍︎ 17

👤︎ u/moron88

📅︎ Jan 10

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Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.

👍︎ 84

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Dec 07

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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think of you everyday

👍︎ 1898

👤︎ u/FunnyMemeSpot-aid

📅︎ Sep 22

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I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/say_my_name98

📅︎ Jan 21

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Is your dad a magician?

He just made my future a reality.

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/InnerHuman628

📅︎ Jan 05

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boy, is your hand a noose?

Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

Out of all the curves in your body

Roses are red, so are your lips...

Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Your lips look so lonely

I would suck your dads dick

Hey girl, is your name su!c!de?

I’m jealous of your heart...

Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Are your thighs made out of rope?

Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Is your vagina a frog?

What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

I'm jealous of your heart

I lost my vibratory... can I use your tongue instead

Is that a ladder in your tights

I've got 70 ways to ease your stress

Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Is your nickname goldfish?

Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

If your body is a temple

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

If your phone number was your net worth

Hope you brought your diamond pixaxe

I’m jealous of your mask

what did you say your name was?

Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

Hey, so I heard a bug got in your eye

I want to be your tear drop

I heard your name is Eve

Your Dad must be a baker

On my way into your dms

Are your allergies acting up?

Is your name Experience?

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

I’m writing a book and need your help…

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Something to use on your ex

Is your middle name "S"?

Is your dad in prison?

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Damn girl I love your smile!!

Girl, is your name Gillette?

You're depressed, I'm depressed

Of all the beautiful curves on your body,

what is your favorite food ?

Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

Your face reminds me of a wrench

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

Your kids will be cute

Can i be your matress?

Are your parents retarded?

*Looks at her profile picture* Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Why are your legs fighting?

Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

Whats your favorite game?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

i'm so sick of your face

Are your thighs made out of rope…

Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

I may not go down in your past

Is your dad a magician?

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