Age Pick up lines

The best Age pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 19
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are you the ice age baby’s neck?

because I really wanna but my hands around you
👤︎ u/mcfallen_420
📅︎ May 18
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Hey girl/boy? Are you ice age baby?

Cuz I wanna pound you all night long.
👤︎ u/YaBoiLid
📅︎ Feb 24
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I like my women like my wine

Aged to perfection (I know the one about “12 years old and in my basement” its funny, but terrible to use on women)
👤︎ u/IRerth
📅︎ Nov 25
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You Look Amazing!!!!!

for your age
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 24
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation let’s assume I’m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
👤︎ u/AlanTheCow
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey girl are you Juice Wrld

bc i wanna seize you and have you collapse on an airport terminal floor and be pronounced dead at age 22
👤︎ u/duskyxlops
📅︎ Dec 09
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I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

Aged to perfection. (Best used with women older than you)
👤︎ u/Murican_Freedom1776
📅︎ Oct 23
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
👤︎ u/G0PACKGO
📅︎ Aug 18
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