Square Pick up lines

The best Square pick up lines

Are you the Square root of -1,

Because you're unreal.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Infinite126
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Are you cos squared to my sin squared?

Coz together we become 1!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ssakage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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I'm a Square, You're a Triangle

You're the top of my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mizuazura
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you square root of -1

Bcz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshulans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Are you the square root of -1?

Cause your unreal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown386
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Are you the square root of -100

cause you're a 10 and too good to be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/r-urmom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Are you the square root of -36?

Because you are 6i
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/luckyacko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl you must be the square root of -1

Cuz you can't be real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rahimwahid8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesss69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mufasaufd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xenonomos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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You know what’s a shame

you have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmar16458
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pineapplepenguino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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