Brains Pick up lines

The best Brains pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a shotgun?

Because I want you to blow my brains out
📅︎ Dec 23
🚨︎ report

Girl, I must be a zombie

'Cause I'm so hungry for your brains
👤︎ u/rsrs_42
📅︎ Dec 14
🚨︎ report

You know they say we only use 10% of our brains

Well I think we only use 10% of our hearts too
👤︎ u/EssYo02
📅︎ Apr 12
🚨︎ report

Geared towards Potterheads

Meet me in the Shrieking Shack and I'll show you the difference between a Hufflepuff and a HufflefucksYourBrainsOut
👤︎ u/DwDick
📅︎ Sep 19
🚨︎ report

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.
📅︎ Feb 20
🚨︎ report