Plow Pick up lines

The best Plow pick up lines

I’m gonna plow you so good

Their not gonna cancel school.
👤︎ u/UnfriendlyToast
📅︎ Oct 07
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Hey baby, are you yesterday's snowstorm?

Cuz I'm tryna plow you tonight
👤︎ u/radioworld_jp
📅︎ Feb 19
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Are you a snowy street?

Because I’d like to plow you.
👤︎ u/2shack
📅︎ Jan 04
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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 10
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”
👤︎ u/Gavanthino
📅︎ Nov 04
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?

I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 23
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Damn girl are you the world trade center?

Cuz I’d love to plow into you.
👤︎ u/Password__Is__Tiger
📅︎ Jun 01
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Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you
👤︎ u/Thehairypotatocouch
📅︎ Aug 14
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What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.
👤︎ u/SpookyRecoil
📅︎ Jan 29
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If I give you my tractor

Will you plow me all night?
👤︎ u/Cuck_Cuckington
📅︎ May 30
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What's the difference between you and a dry road?

A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
👤︎ u/GOPJ1
📅︎ May 29
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