Squirrel Pick up lines

The best Squirrel pick up lines

Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
👤︎ u/1crazygrl
📅︎ Feb 15
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If I was a squirrel, and you were an acorn

Would you go nuts for me?
👤︎ u/ireadfaces
📅︎ Jun 05
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Girl, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.
👤︎ u/emilliolongwood
📅︎ May 18
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Are you a dead squirrel?

Because I can't stop imagining my penis inside you
👤︎ u/elmoishorny
📅︎ Nov 11
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you
👤︎ u/memetocompete
📅︎ May 24
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Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...

I'd shove my nut in your hole
👤︎ u/SquimbusChimbus
📅︎ Jun 11
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Hey, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I have a big nut for you
👤︎ u/-Giuseppe-
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer

Cause I'm tryna bust a nut
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 08
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If you and i where squirrels....

Id bust a nut in your hole....
👤︎ u/isingtomyducky
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey are you a squirrel?

Cuz I wanna give you my nut
👤︎ u/BedsheetCover
📅︎ Dec 15
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If I were a squirrel...

Could I put my nuts in you?
👤︎ u/akim-ennuk
📅︎ Oct 29
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Do you know why they call me the squirrel?

Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
👤︎ u/Dirtypickup
📅︎ Oct 06
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If You Were A Squirrel

I would let you store your nuts in my hole ;)
👤︎ u/orienkraal
📅︎ Nov 16
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