Carrot Pick up lines

The best Carrot pick up lines

Did your father have sex with a carrot?

Because you have really nice eyes.
👤︎ u/doroteam
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey girl are you a carrot?

Because I wanna hold you like a Rabbit.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Oct 07
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Are you peas and carrots?

Cause you're are fucking vegetable.
👤︎ u/sir-sillywilly
📅︎ Oct 09
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are you ranch dressing?

because i wanna stick my carrot into your hidden vally
👤︎ u/valkerei
📅︎ May 08
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