Asset Pick up lines

The best Asset pick up lines

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because you’re an asset I’d love to invest in
👤︎ u/Haroldinhoerinho
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you equity?

‘cause my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Sep 09
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Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.
👤︎ u/SikhSoldiers
📅︎ Jul 08
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You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!
👤︎ u/tr00p3r
📅︎ Feb 19
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