Crap Pick up lines

The best Crap pick up lines

I just crapped my pants

can I get in yours?
👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Sep 10
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Hey girl, are you into religion and shit?

'cause HOLY CRAP!!
👤︎ u/demisocial
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl are you a Pokémon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Aug 19
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
👤︎ u/slightly-simian
📅︎ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a toilet?

Because you're full of crap.
👤︎ u/elevy1414
📅︎ Jun 14
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