Beard Pick up lines

The best Beard pick up lines

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
👤︎ u/freezybot
📅︎ Dec 24
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Are you a beard trimmer?

Because I wanna have you shaking like crazy while pressed against my mustache
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Dec 26
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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.
👤︎ u/AjeyKoushik
📅︎ Nov 07
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They told me God was in heaven

Yet here you are without an old bearded man in sight
👤︎ u/Inventorwill02
📅︎ May 10
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