Aren Pick up lines

But I think we make a great pair.

I wished you as my Christmas present

Girl "what book?" Guy "The dictionary right underneath perfect!"

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side

But damn look at you!

Whats your Onlyfans link?

So, if you get this dm, I'm your daddy!

THEY PURPLE BITCH, I wanna fuck you.

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer

But I can clearly see us together in the future. :)

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

It wasn't a question.

Her: no, not really Me: oh....because I think you are!

This pick up line is unoriginal, unlike you

Because I would like to put my penis into you and turn you on...

But if you aren't a fish, I don't wanna go fishing.

Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their guts rearranged this Halloween ;)

Aren’t the dinosaurs alive still?

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.

most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?

Because you aren’t in my life anymore

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

but outside snacks aren’t allowed

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes" If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good

Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"

Cause we aren't properly introduced.

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I didn't want to have to post this, but I've done a decent bit of searching andcouldn't find any. I guess there aren't many brown things people would want to be compared to.

Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.