Because Pick up lines

The best Because pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
👤︎ u/hafiy2003
📅︎ Dec 29
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I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
👤︎ u/sofabeddd
📅︎ Feb 16
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Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
👤︎ u/iamveryovertired
📅︎ Jan 26
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Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking
👤︎ u/madhur20
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
👤︎ u/FartonUrCaKe
📅︎ Dec 27
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
👤︎ u/itratjameel
📅︎ Jan 06
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you must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note
👤︎ u/thiccESFJ
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
👤︎ u/EVANTHETOON
📅︎ Feb 18
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Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 03
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Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're sodium fine
👤︎ u/azraell_
📅︎ Feb 19
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Girl, you and the table are the same because..

..The table is not the only thing that going to be on all 4 tonight.
👤︎ u/NiteOwlNov
📅︎ Dec 05
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Are you possessed? Because...

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te...cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare...Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis...Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine...quem inferi tremunt...Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
👤︎ u/Havesomecommonspence
📅︎ Oct 30
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Damn girl are you an appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Smooth Criminal
👤︎ u/sickcontz
📅︎ Jul 23
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are you the washer method because I want to be in your hole

idk AP calc
👤︎ u/thiccESFJ
📅︎ Dec 22
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Are you a pirate because,

You could make me ARRRR
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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You're a straight ten

on the pH scale because you're kind of basic.
👤︎ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
📅︎ Feb 13
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Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
👤︎ u/youstink2302
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
👤︎ u/Complete_Nectarine30
📅︎ Feb 09
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boy, is your hand a noose?

because i want it on my neck.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Feb 02
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Hey babe, you must be my alarm

Because every time we interact, I turn you off
👤︎ u/ExoticF1
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws
👤︎ u/sherlockgantan
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you Rick? Because I want to roll you.

Just joined to make this just now.
👤︎ u/Yurusera
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl are you a Minecraft furnace

Because I wana put my meat in you
👤︎ u/zpus
📅︎ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
👤︎ u/artguydeluxe
📅︎ Jan 27
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
👤︎ u/nousernamesbeleft
📅︎ Jan 16
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Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter
👤︎ u/progresivenormie69
📅︎ May 10
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Hey girl, are you a variable, because you can depend on me.

For those who don’t get it I’m referencing variables on graphs. This will only work on smart girls tho.
👤︎ u/Reimond06
📅︎ Oct 23
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