Wishes Pick up lines

The best Wishes pick up lines

If a genie came up to me and gave me 4 wishes instead of 3. In the 4th wish I'll ask for you.

Just like the other 3 :)
📅︎ Dec 06
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
👤︎ u/freezybot
📅︎ Dec 24
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So now that I am here ...

What are your other 2 wishes ?
📅︎ Jul 03
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Well, now that you're here...

... I should come up with other two wishes
👤︎ u/Alpha-Sully
📅︎ Jun 08
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
📅︎ Feb 01
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