Wholesome Pickup Lines
There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single.
You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real
Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny)
I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find
I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart