Blue Pick up lines

The best Blue pick up lines

Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Feb 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 15
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Roses are red violets are blue

all I want in life is to cuddle up next to you
👤︎ u/Antan23
📅︎ Feb 07
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Roses are red violets are blue

Would you like to join my dnd group? We only have two
👤︎ u/fallout_dweller24
📅︎ Feb 08
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Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine? Cause I want you.
👤︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
📅︎ Feb 13
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Come lay on my bed, so I can fuck you
👤︎ u/icefi1
📅︎ Jan 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Y’all do be looking stellar ;)
👤︎ u/adoormindrat
📅︎ Jan 14
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 12
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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Roses are red, violets are blue

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch Avenue
👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Jan 21
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Rose's are red Voilets are blue

Rose's are red Voilets are Blue The most beautiful girl i ever seen is You.
👤︎ u/DeshbandhuRoy
📅︎ Jan 06
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Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue,

If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Nov 29
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Violets are blue, roses are red

I'm laying in my bed, would you mind giving me a head?
👤︎ u/hmmmm_m
📅︎ Dec 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 18
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I have a gun. Get in the van.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 13
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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Roses are red , violets are blue ...

I have five fingers , but tonight you’ll get two
👤︎ u/zaid_ata
📅︎ Dec 24
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, let me fuck you
👤︎ u/rricosuave
📅︎ Jul 26
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roses are red violets are blue

if you were a train i always ride you
👤︎ u/wolfsavioryt
📅︎ Dec 16
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Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you

It worked for me so hopefully it works for you
👤︎ u/WildMatthew98
📅︎ Nov 02
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I stayed up all night, thinking about you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 15
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Roses are red, blue are the skies above

Girl, it’s right there in the spelling; I don’t see an n/end in “our love.”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 05
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Roses are red, violets are blue.....

Is it time for you too be my boo?
👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Nov 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?
👤︎ u/kish_sharma
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, my left leg is blue

And that's because I just fell for you
👤︎ u/diogo_caetanoo
📅︎ Nov 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Stick with me like hot hot glue
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Nov 03
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
👤︎ u/psychedelic_joe11
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wanna come back to my place? There's room in my bed for two
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 15
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Sonic is blue, Luigi is green...

Grab a controller, come play with me.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue....

.... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you
👤︎ u/muurblok
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Nov 10
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.
👤︎ u/The1andonly00
📅︎ May 10
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Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have no heart because I'm giving mine to you.
👤︎ u/syloboy1
📅︎ Sep 14
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In the field full of sunflowers I'll be doing you
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Nov 02
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Roses are red Violets are blue

Why is it everything I do I'm reminded of you?
👤︎ u/akashkarvi
📅︎ Oct 22
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Roses are red, and violets are blue

Can I see your pussy?
👤︎ u/getyeetd
📅︎ Sep 21
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Mario is red Sonic is blue

Will you be my player 2 ?
👤︎ u/mermaidalot_99
📅︎ Feb 25
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Rose's are red. Violets are blue.

I have a gun. Get in the van.
👤︎ u/dontufuckonme
📅︎ Apr 22
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, just like I am for you (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)
👤︎ u/xXFangregaliaXx
📅︎ Jul 31
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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue...

But damn look at you!
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 03
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue
👤︎ u/kluggernaut
📅︎ May 07
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"Roses are red, violets are blue...

It's no simp September, but I'll simp for you"
👤︎ u/yugal44
📅︎ Sep 10
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Rose Are Red, Violets are Blue

I'm Only 13, No Sucking On My Peen.
👤︎ u/ryalator10
📅︎ Oct 15
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red, And violets are blue, Should i make the dinner reservations, For me and You ?
👤︎ u/thePROnoob98
📅︎ Jun 27
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

For the moment all want is you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 18
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I can't rhyme, But can I date you?
👤︎ u/Jjajangbokki
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I don't look beautiful, unlike you.
👤︎ u/348569591
📅︎ Sep 03
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Came up with this earlier, let me know what you think

Roses are red, The sky is very blue. who do i love the most? That would be you
👤︎ u/dankmemelord234
📅︎ Jan 05
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I would love to get with you.
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Aug 29
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

It's no simp September, but I'll simp for you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 03
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue

Tonight I'll fap while thinking of you
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 15
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Fuck it, I got candies for you in the back of my van.
👤︎ u/hillenium
📅︎ Jul 26
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Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I want my guts rearranged by you 🥰
👤︎ u/Maddie_Goldz
📅︎ Jul 05
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

Just like my toilet cleaner
👤︎ u/Nugget-Guzzler
📅︎ Jun 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have chlamydia, shall I give it to you?
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Sep 17
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Roses are red violets are blue

I want to fuck the shit outta you
👤︎ u/realMouse_Potato
📅︎ Jul 16
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Rose's are red, Violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/satanmakesmehappy
📅︎ May 09
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I may not be good looking, but damn look at you
👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Aug 18
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 25
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Roses are red violets are blue

My world goes black when I'm not with you
👤︎ u/catlover298cat
📅︎ Feb 26
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Charizard's red, Squirtal's blue...

If you were a Pokemon, out of all 890, I would choose you!
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
👤︎ u/allout_atl
📅︎ Apr 14
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.
👤︎ u/sethcan
📅︎ Apr 07
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Tampons are red, My balls are blue

If you ain’t tryna give me top, I’m done with you
👤︎ u/Mhideyxo
📅︎ Jul 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Pornhub's down, your instagram will do.
👤︎ u/69karatdiamond
📅︎ May 02
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Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/YoBoiHuni
📅︎ Jun 12
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Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
👤︎ u/kvothe5699
📅︎ Sep 28
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Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this
👤︎ u/mrbrightbluesky
📅︎ May 29
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Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type
👤︎ u/tuntauk9
📅︎ May 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I have a gun, get in the van.
👤︎ u/XxRiceEater123xX
📅︎ Jun 13
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Roses are red violets are blue

Im not pretty, but damn look at you!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 25
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

I’m sorry that I made this really awkward, I just want to have a convo with you
👤︎ u/pxos234
📅︎ Jan 21
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If I have my way, you’ll be covered in goo.
👤︎ u/TGWYNN1919
📅︎ May 16
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