Boat Pick up lines

The best Boat pick up lines

Are you the boat from finding nemo?

Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.
👤︎ u/Karinshi99
📅︎ Jan 02
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What did one boat say to the other boat?

Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?
👤︎ u/nofacekohaku
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey, are you an empty boat?

Cause I want to fill you up with seamen.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 18
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Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.
👤︎ u/a_bored_soul_
📅︎ Sep 13
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I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you
👤︎ u/narwhster
📅︎ Aug 19
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
👤︎ u/Meloxian
📅︎ Feb 14
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I'm not much for boats

But I can see myself in a ship with you
👤︎ u/TuttiFruttiBooty
📅︎ Jul 31
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I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
👤︎ u/BlurrLion
📅︎ Dec 17
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