Snow Pick up lines

The best Snow pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
👤︎ u/artguydeluxe
📅︎ Jan 27
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I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.
👤︎ u/Eidalan
📅︎ Dec 04
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Wanna make snow angles

You would make acute one
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?

I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 23
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Roses are red, snow is white...

Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 17
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Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?
👤︎ u/OOF2101
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”
👤︎ u/Gavanthino
📅︎ Nov 04
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What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.
👤︎ u/SpookyRecoil
📅︎ Jan 29
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Girl you are snow and i am rain

Because when i cum you are gonna melt
👤︎ u/fwaggetnugget
📅︎ Nov 30
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
👤︎ u/captainameh
📅︎ Dec 13
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