Bread Pick up lines

The best Bread pick up lines

Damn girl are u the bread I just made...

Bc ur lookin fresh
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dondiablo6_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Hey girl, are you bread?

Because I want to put my hotdog in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Hey girl , are a bread?

Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saif5165
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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If I had a coin every time I would make out with you I could buy a bread...

... during Weimar Republic
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snekiter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ELAmentsICE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Hey girl, are some french bread?

Because you are baguetten me hard ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatDude553
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Hey! Am i cheese and you garlic bread?

Coz you dip in so well!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Are you a slice of bread

Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NielDown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/locus0016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?

Also I like bread
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serperior363
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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I like my women how I like my bread

White
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harvickfan4Life
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey girl, are you bread?

Cause I knead you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickyobro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Is there a bread and butter pudding pick up line

Hey i was just wondering if anyone had a bread and butter pudding pick up line? The worse the better.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_wild_vango
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

There it is
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/40ozkook
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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Are your legs Nutella

Cause i would love to spread them...... On bread after i sacrifice them to the demon sith lord....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DustyMage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you a toaster

cause i’m just sitting here waiting for your bread
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmilingFlameYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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10/10 would make her laugh

Damnnnnn Girl you're so hot πŸ”₯ If you ate bread.... you'd poop toast.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/El_barto_99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You

I really knead your right now. This could be loaf at first sight. Crust me when i say you’re stunning. Maybe we could roll into bread later. ~More Themes Coming Soon~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VengefulVendetta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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