Broken Pick up lines

The best Broken pick up lines

Are you a broken traffic light?

Cause you keep giving mixed signals
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fredeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Are you a broken compass?

Because I lost my way looking at youΒ 
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boredinthrhouse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Are you a broken compass?

Cause I lost my way looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Is my radiator broken?

Or someone really hot, just walked in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raun_adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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I think my Spotify's broken...

because I don't see you on the hottest singles.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Saint_Willy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxta_2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Hey babe, are you camera with broken lens?

'cause damn, I can’t focus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/butonierka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?

Cos I don't know where I was going with that one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBackstreetNet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

Cause I wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doomster78666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canorris_11902
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl , are you a broken car?

Cause I wanna push from behind!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vish_al07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Krimson_Klaww
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm? She: sure Me: falling for you She:πŸ˜‚ that was pretty good Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaurabhVS01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Life Without You is Like

A Broken Pencil… Pointless.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/get-lines
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Are you the current state of Reddit's comment system?

Because you're kinda broken and I want you to be fixed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anti_MATT_er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Are you Plaster of Paris?

I want you around me when I’m broken.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aditheyar_06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Life without you is like....

a broken pencil...... pointless.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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