Calendar Pick up lines

The best Calendar pick up lines

I heard you like calendars,

Would you like a date?
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?
👤︎ u/No_Appendicks
📅︎ May 14
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I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.
👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Oct 10
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Damn girl, are you October?

Because your name implies you're an 8 but according to my calendar you're a 10
👤︎ u/tygrsaurus_rex
📅︎ Sep 13
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