Capital Pick up lines

The best Capital pick up lines

Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
👤︎ u/Edward768
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey, are you capitalism?

Cause I want to destroy you.
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Oct 27
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Are you the capital of thailand?

Because i wanna Bangcock you
📅︎ May 30
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Hey girl, are you the capital of Thailand?

Cause I want you to Bangkok
📅︎ May 26
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Are you the financial capital of India?

Cause you look like bomb bae (Bombay)!
📅︎ Jan 10
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Are you a Capital One card?

'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
📅︎ Sep 20
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