Thank Pick up lines

The best Thank pick up lines

Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Thanks for curing my narcissism

Cause I admire you more than myself
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/flwrs__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

Iโ€™ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Its_Tobi7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like Iโ€™m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesnโ€™t rub you off...rub off on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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Thank God I'm wearing gloves right now

Cause you are too hot to handle!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/safwanadnan19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 24
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just made this up thanks to you guys..

Are you a pick up line ? because I can't find you in any place except my mind... (can be improved)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/redreflection
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Are you Lovecraftian? Bc youโ€™re calling my Cthulhu

(Thanks Iโ€™ll go jump off a cliff now)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Residentjanitor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of yโ€™all use it let me know how it works for you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XeroMMR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Thank you r/pickuplines

Been using you with dming a girl
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Smegging-Smeghead
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Did you know that a person canโ€™t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blazedarkswrod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alkedi44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brahmatron96
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ainโ€™t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chamhamha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :) Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/op_technique
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Will you be the cloyster to my Lickitung?

Looking for feedback/improvements. Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomredditor68
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Me: Happy Motherโ€™s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but Iโ€™m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PoolaChips
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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Girl are you from Tennessee?

Girl: "I know this one, it's old...." "Oh really? Then what's the punchline?" Girl: "Cuz You're the only ten I see" "Oh gee, thanks!! I was gonna say the same!" uWu
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TDS_HellBlazer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 29
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gigglegirl917
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Thank god I'm wearing gloves because...

you are too hot to handle.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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She :- Hey , Nice name. I like it.

Me :- Thanks. You wanna moan it?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beingsmo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

Any ideas for gifs to use in openers, something thatโ€™s worked for u or just any good suggestions. Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Luke_Mudufi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Iโ€™m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasnโ€™t as simple as just a few sentences. โ€œHey there! Iโ€™m Dave.โ€ ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: โ€œYeah, thanks but no thanks.โ€ Me: โ€œWhy not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, Iโ€™m fat, but so?โ€ Her: โ€œYou said it, not me.โ€ Me: โ€œAh, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet youโ€™d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?โ€ Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/damronhimself
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜ Edit: thanks for the silver
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway42069365
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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I used to be scared of heights...

Thanks cause I'm not afraid anymore, since I fell for you. - Day 25
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EliasDontHurtEm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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BEST PLATFORMS/CHANNELS TO FIND WINGMANS

Hi Guys, I wanna start to play in company. I woud like to know what are the platforms/channels you usually use to find your wingmans. All advices are usefull. Thank you in advance.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wings-Info
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Roses are red violets are blue

I have a hard on all thanks to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/switzer44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 30
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Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side

Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imunbreakablebitch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte? Hey, you're kind of hot! (And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one) What did the latte say back to the coffee? (Thanks!) I like you a latte
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Calypzo1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Quick - I need a comeback for this horrible pick-up line!

A guy on tinder said to me: "Would you like a cheesy, dirty, or generic compliment pick up line?" I want something really good to say back to him - some kind of roast. Thanks in advance, your friendly neighborhood Tinderella.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnowQueenOfTexas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/untilsometime
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Which are the best pickup lines/convo-starters to be used in India?

I need the best, genuine pickup lines for Indians, in English or Hindi! Thank you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ray_enigma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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I need a pick up line for a dental student!

So there's this girl on a dating app I'm using and her profile says to send a creative message. She's a dental student and I need a good pick up line! Thanks guys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlayboyChristian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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So apart from being Gorgeous What do you do? *.*

so this works out for me. First i message that you have beautiful eyes or smile then when she says thank you say So apart from being Gorgeous What do you do? \*.\* to start your flirting. Upvotes bitchesss.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ilovepos69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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I need a line for a girl called shahd to use on tinder

I think that this is the one for me so please help and thanks in advance
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hossam_hd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Pickup line using lyft

Someone help me with a pickup line using lyft as the subject, I matched on tinder with a girl I gave a lyft ride to haha. Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blubbaflett
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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Help asking her to be my Gf

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Poop_is_taken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Can someone please give me one for a girl named Austin?

Thanks in advance!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Unknown_Account
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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For a girl named Karen?

Need one ASAP, thanks virgins.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Khrime
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17
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Need a pick up line for a girl named Tara

Thanks in advance, guys
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FaFa_Rei
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prinsesstaarta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Need a pickup line for an Asian girl

Eyy, I need a pickup line for this Asian girl I matched with on tinder. Someone unique would be nice. Thanks :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lemune
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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Pickup line for a girl named Kami?

Thanks in advance
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PussyPantsMagee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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I really need a clever pickupline !

I met this girl on tinder, her name is Stephanie and I promised her a clever pickupline in which I play with words, so I wanna do something with her name or the fact that she is a drummer, can someone please help me, i'm desperate Thank you, Nathan
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheTaho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Pickup Line containing "easy"

Hello Redditors! I need a pickup line which contains the word easy - no restricitons about how had or good it is. Can you help me? Thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LasagneAlForno
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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Help with a pickup for Geneva

Sheโ€™s a female on tinder plz and thank you ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PhunkeePanda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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Help with a pick up line

So i met this girl on tinder. Her name is birthe and she studies for midwife (someone that helps people give birth in the hospital). Obviously this is the best chance for a great pick up line, but i can't quite find one. Can anyone help me out? Thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/houndspear
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RayAP19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Wire pick up line suggestion

Hi, guys! Basically, I want to send this girl that I've been talking for a while a photo with my cat and a wire and afterwards to say a funny pick up line regarding the wire. But all I can come with is "Are you an electrician, cuz you got me wired up?" and I just cringe at it. Can you help me with a better one? Thank you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/casescases
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Pickup lines for doctors??

I work in a hospital.. EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions but I'm not the doctor, she is.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AdamantiumButtPlug
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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I need one for a girl named brooklyn

Thanks in advance u studs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/StichesWoW
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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If girl say i have a boyfriend

Got to a girl say you're looking pretty If she says thanks i have a boyfriend !!! .. tell her i didn't purpose you but it's really sad to know about your problem
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Iamviin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Pick up line for a girl named Melanie

For name Melanie. I appreciate any input :) thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tigerbloodfudd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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Girl are you a straight A student?

Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lulkappa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OrientalCarpet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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cheesy / corny pickup lines for Andrea / Andie

please and thank you, you guys are awesome
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vampiricplays
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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