Chocolate Pick up lines

The best Chocolate pick up lines

Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 14
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We are like hot chocolate and marshmallows

Your hot and i want to be on top of you
📅︎ Dec 02
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I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ May 20
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I'll be your chocolate bunny...

Delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside
📅︎ Aug 18
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Damn, are you willy wonka?

because I want to come inside your chocolate factory
👤︎ u/BCPrimo
📅︎ Jun 15
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If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus
👤︎ u/zw3den
📅︎ Jun 21
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Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate
📅︎ Mar 13
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How about for Valentine's we put some Hershey's between your hips ...

and I eat a box of chocolates 😉
👤︎ u/a_halona
📅︎ Feb 02
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
📅︎ Aug 17
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