Standing Pick up lines

The best Standing pick up lines

I feel like I am standing next to WR1

What's that you ask? its the hottest star in the universe.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptQurashi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, were you standing near an oven in the last minutes?

Cause it's that, or you're just hot ;) (Inspiration from u/akaloosha's post)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Are you about to make a suggestion?

No? Then why are you standing there looking so suggestive?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Hey girl. Are you a Drill Sergeant?

Because you have my privates standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Did you break my watch?

Cause when I am with you it feels like time is standing still...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonroges
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you have my private’s standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JasonWet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Who is that beautiful lady there?

It you standing in front of a mirror
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanisha21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haydenmarshall06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Hey baby are you a General?

Because my dick is standing at full attention.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedoctor1532
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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