Loud Pick up lines

The best Loud pick up lines

Are you a microwave? Cause youโ€™d be loud af when i turn you on at night

**Are you a microwave? Cause youโ€™d be loud af when i turn you on at night**
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TaylorM_Clark
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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hey girl are you a potato chip?

because you're loud when I eat you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jeclapabents
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while sheโ€™s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/billybob226
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Damn are you a fire alarm?

Cuz youโ€™re really fucking loud and annoying ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Unizzy06
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Damn girl! Are you a fire alarm?

Cuz u are really loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JuCi_N0StRiLz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigBoiLucifer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Because you are really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ToeSuckerUncleFucker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Damn girl a you an alarm?

Because you are really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/burger_boi69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

Because youโ€™re really fucking loud and annoying.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doyoulovepokemon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Hey girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because youโ€™re really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Matrix_Panda99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

(To be read out loud)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlaneCrashers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause your really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ericmcgrath11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Girl are you a fire alarm?

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Waluigi298
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Heu girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leafy-Boy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause youโ€™re really loud and fucking annoying
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpicyBrownBean9X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Damn girl, are you a police car?

Because you're loud, full of drugs, and a black person's worst nightmare.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pickuplinez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThatWasAQuiche
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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