Condition Pick up lines

The best Condition pick up lines

I must be Kobe Bryant and you must be a helicopter ride in foggy conditions

Because you’ll probably be the death of me 🥺
👤︎ u/Haroldinhoerinho
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

because you're giving me a serious bone condition
👤︎ u/kordesii2358
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you terms and conditions?

Cause whatever you say i’ll always agree with you..
👤︎ u/zisx_
📅︎ Mar 22
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Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !
👤︎ u/ouihrani
📅︎ May 29
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Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

cause I don't give a fuck about what you say
👤︎ u/mystic-milkyway
📅︎ Sep 20
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Are you a CS conditional design contract?

Cause you keep Boolean me OwO 😍
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Jun 08
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Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.
👤︎ u/LuckeyDuke
📅︎ Sep 01
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Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...
👤︎ u/akassh14
📅︎ Mar 26
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS •Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
👤︎ u/50centscumjar
📅︎ Aug 08
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Are you the terms and conditions?

Cause I don't give a FUCK about what you have to say
👤︎ u/FredzRed47
📅︎ May 18
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