Astronomy Pick up lines

The best Astronomy pick up lines

I'd like to do Astronomy

And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)
👤︎ u/Cheeezio
📅︎ Dec 07
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
📅︎ May 17
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Just thought this one up

"Are you an Astronomy major?" "Cause I'd love to look at your heavenly body!"
👤︎ u/SoundTrax
📅︎ Jan 31
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