Country Pick up lines

The best Country pick up lines

Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JacksterL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noofence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I am the undercover deep state operative warning the country about lizard people

And you know what they say... every Q needs U next to it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Hey girl, are you my country?

Because I'll die for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Hey girl, are you a country with oil?

Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/friendlyvodka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Impossible_Complex_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Are you a country road?

Cuz I’d like to take you home
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/F-in-the-chat-pls
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wato4444
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?

Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head Note: number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:) To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DAFUQDIS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Are you a country road?

Because I wanna take you home...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrandCTM25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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[50F to 30M] You're French. Look at your President. Everything is possible in this country.

I almost fell for it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amendCommit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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You know about the country Uraqt?

Her: What about it Me: it's spelled U R A Q T (Snacking sounds intensifies)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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I googled "what's the most important thing made by (country he/she is from)"

First thing that popped up was you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlosarNiKola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Are you a country road?

Cause I'm taking you home tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oldwiskayff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl are you a developing country?

Because I would love to put some foreign AIDS in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Are you country roads?

Cuz I want you to take me home
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/judgesparkleburger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Is your name Country Roads?

...because I want you to take me home.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAGhostProbably
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCsweaty_bollocks_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Hey girl, are you an African country?

Because I wanna take a tour of Djibouti.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DailyCupOfCoffee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation let’s assume I’m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlanTheCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

guaranteed to work on any country guy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slav_Vapor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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For a special Latino in your life ;)

"Damn girl, are you a mariachi band? Because you're banned in my country."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goopynoodles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rainkk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw Works well when you're traveling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farazormal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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