Crazy Pick up lines

The best Crazy pick up lines

I thought corona was making me crazy

But then i saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oldtimesun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy!

But here's my number. Now get in the fucking van.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClutchDragon55
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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The whole world is going crazy over corona,

And here I am going crazy over you πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishek26997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Baby you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a really greasy pick-up line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Yo, isn’t space just fucking crazy?

Let’s stare at it each other, and make you look away from what I’m putting in your drink...it ain’t your business, bitch!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeyburnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Are you a beard trimmer?

Because I wanna have you shaking like crazy while pressed against my mustache
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwcal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Baby, I hope you got a license..

Cuz you driving me crazy!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HogHank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Hey girl, are you Syd Barrett?

Cause you shine like a crazy diamond :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anotherbigjoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Did u get your license suspended or not yet?

Cuz you've been driving me crazy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Do you have a driving license?

Cause you're driving me crazy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fredeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license

Cause you are driving me crazy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Tell me the craziest thing you’ve ever done

So I can give you my score on the crazy hot scale.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ct_on_rd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndividualChef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Hey girl are u from Jamaica

Cuz your jamaican me crazy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itstheoricle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey girl, do you like mango?

Because you make a man go crazy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/izhanahmad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Hey baby are you Jamaican?

Because your jamaican me crazy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonathandsnos027
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/be4stdoc91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Are you an organ donor?

β€œYes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away. β€œNo.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dwreck9311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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You're like my student loans...

... cause I got crazy interest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bryceallan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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You must be Jamaican, because...

Jamaican me crazy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Hey girl, do you work for uber?

Coz you are driving me crazy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aplhaone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Are you using mango shampoo?

Because you're making this man go crazy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/churchofdogbread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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