Update Pick up lines

The best Update pick up lines

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Are you a software update?

Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

Because that is one fine looking posterior.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: β€œThat was a good one” :/
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choohie_Thief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Are you the new cave update

Cuz I want you now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maskimeow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you windows update

Cause not now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ieatlambsauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Are you a patch update?

Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Plutonic_Salad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

β€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fakeidforreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeliphBlue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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