Shower Pick up lines

The best Shower pick up lines

He we should totally take a shower together sometime

So you're the the only thing making me wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ur_mom_and_joe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Thought of this in the shower...

β€˜Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’ You all take my breath away...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thedrugfiend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Jess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kruziiksil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abrasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Taking a bath/shower must be so hard.

Because you're so hot, water would just boil on contact.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FoxyMellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reckless-Texas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomas-rousseau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedmalkin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey girl are you taking a shower

You need to turn me on for the liquid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ion_The_Sinclair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I thought of this in the shower

Did you just crawl out of he'll cause you lookin HOT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AvatarFoxog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

If you know what I mean
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together? *works best in a drought area*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rollen734
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Hey girl are you a towel?

Cause i want you to take you to the shower
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kvothe5699
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Starboy11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer... Or a shower.......
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlyPepper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Roses are red...Violets are a flower

I think about you when i'm taking a shower.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxer019
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you When I’m taking a shower
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChocolateJesus8
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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I need good old self deprecating pickup lines.

Something along the lines of "hey girl. You remind me alot of my shower. Because I wanna cry inside you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theodork69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!

I'm currently dating because of this... You: Hey Girl: Hey *you go up to her* You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower *kiss her* Girl: What the heck, what baby shower You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;) Girl: Ohh <3 *she kisses back* I won her
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clifrusso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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