Teeth Pick up lines

The best Teeth pick up lines

I wish you were my teeth

so i could grind you all night long
📅︎ Feb 06
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What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.
📅︎ Nov 27
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What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 15
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What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.
👤︎ u/beancrumb
📅︎ Sep 08
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
👤︎ u/aschott02
📅︎ Nov 07
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What has 32 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper
📅︎ Jan 27
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Your teeth are like stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.
👤︎ u/fraancklyn
📅︎ Jun 15
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

My zipper ;)
👤︎ u/Kebdog2020
📅︎ Apr 07
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(Request) Any pickup lines involving wisdom teeth?

I know it's obscure but trust me, I need a couple.
📅︎ Jul 28
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What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper.
📅︎ Feb 28
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Do you use that new charcoal teeth whitener?

Because those are the whitest teeth I'll ever come across.
📅︎ Aug 13
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Something brighter than my future..

His teeth
📅︎ Sep 11
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What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper ;)
📅︎ Mar 26
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What has a 142 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk?

My zipper
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.
👤︎ u/ep0xyglue
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...

It's not between my teeth
📅︎ Aug 08
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