Cum Pick up lines

The best Cum pick up lines

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?
👤︎ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii
📅︎ Oct 05
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Feel like I made this one up maybe?

Hey girl trouble comes in 3s but I only cum in tens. What’re you doing later?
👤︎ u/ItsBrodie
📅︎ Feb 08
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They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.
👤︎ u/DaFuqk13
📅︎ Jan 21
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 12
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Are you shane dawson’s cat

because i want to cum all over you
👤︎ u/Disastrous_Nail113
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey are you an American?

Because I’d let you cum inside my capitol building.
👤︎ u/Alittar
📅︎ Jan 09
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Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney
👤︎ u/jattislife
📅︎ Dec 26
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Christmas may not be coming for another month

But you could be cumming tonight Edit: But I could make you cum tonight
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 25
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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Don’t bully me for this one

I’ll make u cum so hard you’ll be shaking more than my dryer
👤︎ u/bz180135
📅︎ Nov 05
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Hey girly, are you made of Curium

Cos I wanna make you Cm (cum)
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 21
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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before
👤︎ u/Pandawolf10
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey good-looking, that outfit is really becoming on you

Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too
👤︎ u/NearquadFarquad
📅︎ Sep 22
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roses are red, violets are blue.. you are so beautiful, i will eat my cum for you

and thats a fact...
👤︎ u/ldwymmd
📅︎ Nov 03
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Roses are red, my favourite drink is rum...

Drink it and lay down while I make you cum - Day 124
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 09
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Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you? Ahhaahaaa
👤︎ u/Jerry_Sama
📅︎ Mar 30
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Mario is Red, Sonic is blue...

I'm Luigi, let me cum in you - Day 92
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 07
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I lost keys to my home :(

Can I cum inside you tonight?
👤︎ u/BlackJaguar7
📅︎ Mar 08
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Roses are red, corona is a flu

let’s quarantine and chill, and let me cum inside of you 👉🏾👈🏾🥺
👤︎ u/subaz08
📅︎ Mar 27
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Let me cum on your face

I guess that one's a little on the nose
👤︎ u/celticdude234
📅︎ Nov 04
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God said your body was a temple,

And I just wanna cum inside and pray.
👤︎ u/CapitalHills
📅︎ Dec 25
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You make me beetlejuice baby

Because when you say my name three times I cum
👤︎ u/360Bowscopez
📅︎ Mar 27
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Hey girl, are we playing hide and seek?

Because ready or not, here I cum!
👤︎ u/XTheSniperGodX
📅︎ Mar 05
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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I lost keys to my home...

Can I cum inside you tonight? - Day 50
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 24
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Hey girl are you a turkey

Because I want to stuff you with cum
👤︎ u/TheChipsBag
📅︎ Nov 29
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I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?
👤︎ u/Pimpsapossu69
📅︎ Sep 29
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Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ♥️♥️♥️
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Feb 02
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They call me the cat whisperer...

Cause I know how to make that pussy cum ;-)
👤︎ u/McKing_07
📅︎ Sep 02
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Are u knocking on my door?

Cuz u can cum inside
👤︎ u/Lil-Grampz
📅︎ Oct 09
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Are you into collecting?

Because you look like a cum dumpster, you silly slam pig!
👤︎ u/holllaboston
📅︎ Nov 30
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Girl you are snow and i am rain

Because when i cum you are gonna melt
👤︎ u/fwaggetnugget
📅︎ Nov 30
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Do you know anything about combustion?

Because I'm about to cum bust on you.
👤︎ u/CosmicFog
📅︎ May 04
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Can I call you Senorita?

Cause I plan on keeping you cumming for me.
👤︎ u/LightSaberBatman
📅︎ Sep 22
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you’ll be the chicken and i’ll be the egg

let’s put it to the test and see who comes (cums) first
👤︎ u/aried17
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you a hippy?

cuz i cum in peace.
👤︎ u/knyy_
📅︎ Jun 04
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Baby, are you a brachistochrone curve?

Because you make me cum in least time
👤︎ u/sampan9
📅︎ Jan 07
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
👤︎ u/Jesse_Allen3
📅︎ Nov 03
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Damn girl I dont mean to be Frank...

But the best is yet to cum.
👤︎ u/nycarlo718
📅︎ Aug 29
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Are you a Haunted House...

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.
👤︎ u/RejBrandon
📅︎ Jun 13
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That shirt looks very becoming on you

Of course if i was on you id be cumming to
👤︎ u/m0rganllxd
📅︎ Jun 15
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Are you an obedient dog?

Cause I can make you cum whenever
👤︎ u/nickyobro
📅︎ Jan 04
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That shirt is very becoming of you.

If I was on you I'd be cumming too.
👤︎ u/Vehue
📅︎ Mar 26
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That shirt looks becoming on you. . .

Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.
👤︎ u/EP1CFA1L69
📅︎ Dec 28
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That dress is very becoming on you...

and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
👤︎ u/Greasyspoon68
📅︎ Aug 09
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