Definite Pick up lines

The best Definite pick up lines

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chavicj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you my credit card?

Cause you definitely got my interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/can_i_automate_that
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey you are definitely not a sanitizer.

Cuz you inSane-itize me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaDaDoomedSheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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damn girl, if you’re a pilot then call me a boeing 737 cause ill definitely be going down on you

im proud of this one lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Do you like hot foods

If so, you definitely are what you eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prestige_Doggy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

But ours will definitely be my favorite πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Hey girl are you QWERTY?

Cause you're definitely my type. I'm so sorry use this. ╾━╀デ╦︻
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sylviette_pancakes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Ask her name first then say, I’m not a psychic but I can definitely see you and I together and the future

In* not and srry guys lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmariLuckett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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It sucks all the good pickup lines are taken,

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpookyRecoil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Hey girl are you the last air bender?

Cause I'd definitely like you bending for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Am I Lujah? Cause you’re Halle!

This definitely 100% works friend confirmed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pumqin-Pie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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So these pickups lines are so good but

I’m definitely gonna use one of these pick up lines on this cute girl on insta but what do I say next after the pickup line?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/monte935
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SatamoRyoshi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karmassavior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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If people were dogs...

You would definitely be a hot dog!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilmaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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damn girl are you basic math

because im definitely going to fuck this up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Hey girl, is your name Elizabeth?

Because I definitely want to treat you like a queen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/denewulf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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What is your favourite planet?

Mine is definitely Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Parakeimenos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Hey girl are you queer?

Cuz you're definitely my type
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacobhowell795
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Would it be cheeky for me to rate you out of ten ?

Because I’d definitely give you one !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigBruno123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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They say Disneyland's the most fun place on Earth...

Well they definitely haven't been inside you - Day 48
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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I might have to call up scooby and the gang

Because you’re definitely one mystery I’m tryna solve ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SauceFather69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Me to my crush's friend: are you a lighter?

*as I point at my crush* because I could definitely light-her-up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotPsycho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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If i ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?

If I ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!? I'd be me! As i would be lost deep into those beautiful ocean eyes of yours. But I'd say,I will definitely lose... Lose my heart in exchange.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hc024
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jimcraigthehopper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eskaterboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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You remind me of my last biking accident

cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davidiamdavid
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thefuntrueking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl are you a keyboard?

Because you're definitely my type.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nabaderp
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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If people were electronic mail...

You would definitely be hotmail.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilmaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean? Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quackf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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I think I wanna be a hitman

Because you sure are high value target and I definitely wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TenFeetHigherPlz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey girl, are you a case?

Because I’ll definitely catch it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vxenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Are you a library book?

’Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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If my supply were to create demand

You'd definitely be Keynesian.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DGabru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lily-chandisc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me β€œYou better get over there and offer her some free personal training!” And I immediately replied with β€œWell I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why? "Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billtarrar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Can you help me with this math problem it is X+U=25

I think X is 15 because U are definitely a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M-T-G-indy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Hey girl, are you the Earth?

Because you’re definitely not flat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twald37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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I bet a lot of guys say you're a 10, but I say you're a 9, nobody's a 10....

I wouldn't even say I'm a 10, a hard 9 but definitely not a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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If you were a product from IKEA,

it would definitely be called CΓΌt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poofoo224
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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I'm no umpire but....

You are definitely the Babe of the Day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spencer07young
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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My name may not be Luis Suarez..

But I'd definitely bite you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pratikpoudel32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Hey girl, you notice this crook in my forearm?

Because your pelvic floor is definitely going to.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omgsiriuslyzombi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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