Desk Pick up lines

The best Desk pick up lines

Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
👤︎ u/JimmySeit
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
👤︎ u/Chrisvidal
📅︎ Aug 20
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Checked my desk, there was math

Checked my email, there was reading Checked my dm’s, there was chemistry
👤︎ u/Some_Process
📅︎ Dec 05
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Are you my controller

Because I wanna bang you on my desk
👤︎ u/FireLordZuko__
📅︎ Sep 15
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Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
👤︎ u/mpascall
📅︎ Nov 15
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I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk
👤︎ u/Sarvesh31
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
👤︎ u/Redditisbootiful
📅︎ Jan 28
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Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework. I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
👤︎ u/kushaljain_27
📅︎ Apr 27
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When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie. DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ May 30
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
👤︎ u/NickGarcia19
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
👤︎ u/OJ-Bronco
📅︎ Dec 14
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I wish i was your Math homework...

because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)
👤︎ u/sam200329
📅︎ Mar 23
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If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
👤︎ u/Poleriz
📅︎ Jul 03
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I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
👤︎ u/nofapoclock
📅︎ Apr 23
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