Destroyed Pick up lines

The best Destroyed pick up lines

What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
👤︎ u/user_702
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl are you destroyed?

Because I'll be there in seconds
👤︎ u/kaymas2
📅︎ Nov 13
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There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.
👤︎ u/MooTheWhiteCow
📅︎ Nov 02
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Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
👤︎ u/aleppe
📅︎ Dec 08
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