Tire Pick up lines

The best Tire pick up lines

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 24
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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 24
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Baby I know you’re feet must be tired..

Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAYY😋
👤︎ u/Unknownposter_1
📅︎ Jul 11
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
👤︎ u/wovkefather
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey girl are you tired?

because you are running in my dreams
👤︎ u/sexysarim
📅︎ Aug 04
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
👤︎ u/FarquadsMayo
📅︎ Jan 20
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i’m tired of tasting my own mouth

can i taste yours?
👤︎ u/AlsetLight
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cuz you've been running in my mind all day
👤︎ u/tamanna_45
📅︎ Apr 16
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I'm tired of watching Netflix untill I see the daylight...

For a change let's chill back at my place tonight - Day 101
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 16
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Girl you must be tired !

Cause I been seeing you running inside my head all day long
👤︎ u/VietnameseTranslator
📅︎ Feb 27
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You must be very tired

cause you've been running in my mind all day. *wipes face* take a seat here.
👤︎ u/eviilraj
📅︎ Jun 03
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You: Damn you look tired today

Her: Yeah but how did you notice? You: Orbiting around earth must be hard
👤︎ u/134-ht
📅︎ Jan 19
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You must be so tired.

Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 17
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Hey are you feeling tired?

Because i just roofied you
👤︎ u/Kid_atex
📅︎ Dec 10
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
👤︎ u/zulmii
📅︎ May 21
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She: I am very tired...

Me: I know, 'cause you are always running in my mind
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 30
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
👤︎ u/theshua253
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.
👤︎ u/ASUS54Noththecompany
📅︎ Dec 06
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ May 23
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
👤︎ u/smokyjoe123
📅︎ Sep 13
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