River Pick up lines

The best River pick up lines

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
📅︎ Aug 03
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Baby girl, are you the Colorado River toad?

Because licking your legs would give me a serious buzz.
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you a river (girl: no). Really?

Cause I wanna go in dry
👤︎ u/Nilsholli
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you a river rapid?

because I want to drown in your love
👤︎ u/jonoga00
📅︎ Jul 16
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You can call me the Colorado River..

Because I wanna carve your Grand Canyon.
📅︎ Jul 11
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Yo girl are you the Cuyahoga River?

Cause you on fire!
👤︎ u/nails907
📅︎ Jun 28
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Hey girl, what's your favourite piano song?

Mine is "River Flows In You"
📅︎ Nov 02
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