Doctors Pick up lines

The best Doctors pick up lines

Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.
👤︎ u/levfy
📅︎ Jul 19
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
👤︎ u/Psychological_You_70
📅︎ Jan 15
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Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
👤︎ u/Beware-of-Moose
📅︎ Mar 13
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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
👤︎ u/leVi_29
📅︎ Feb 07
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Pickup lines for doctors??

I work in a hospital.. EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions but I'm not the doctor, she is.
👤︎ u/AdamantiumButtPlug
📅︎ Oct 12
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