Drinking Pick up lines

The best Drinking pick up lines

Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking
👤︎ u/madhur20
📅︎ Feb 10
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Being with you is like drinking a Vernor's...

...Because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
👤︎ u/AstraCrits
📅︎ Aug 05
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
📅︎ Apr 03
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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman: make an audible shrug) *" i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"*
👤︎ u/sg1ooo
📅︎ Mar 13
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